MWK (mawk) is a thought experiment gone badly wrong. But we will definitely disprove the theory that a million monkeys with keyboards could eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. It may take a little longer without the million-minus-one monkeys. that's all. oh, and any volunteers?

Pet peeves

Thursday, January 1, 2009
1. Slow walkers
2. Floor sweepers who will not get out of the way, and do their best to trip you up. (But in all fairness, that's probably the only entertainment they get).
3. Honking overtakers (Overtake if you can, honking only makes me slow down and block you for miles)
4. Kids on planes
5. Kids in airport lobbies
6. Kids in movies
7. Kids in movie theaters
8. Pomeranians (Furry footballs)
9. Teases
10. Illogicals (They are a whole class of people, believe you me)
11. Louds
12. Kids anywhere
13. akward silences on the phone. (get off the phone, damn you)
...more to come

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