Liveblogging the weekend (post fact)

PM
5.15 Weekend looks empty. Meh.
5.30 Hit the gym. Must get back in shape.
5.45 Much bigger wuss than I though.
6.00 Still hanging in there.
6.15 Some days even imagining Usain Bolt doesn’t help.
6.30 Mate calls, dinner at fancy Italian place. Oooh. Well, sorta.
7.00 Shower. Wonder if having scrub gloves may be a lil not-so-manly after all.
7.05 Nope. Gloves are most excellent.
7.15 Pick out clothes.
7.20 Seek Robin’s opinion on clothes.
7.30 Mess about for an hour to work out what to wear.
7.45 Ignore opinion
8.00 Leave for dinner.
8.20 Oh. Strangers. And one mate.
8.30 Mate taking gf home to meet mum apparently.
8.31 Maybe I should take less pleasure in this and tell him it’s a bad idea.
8.32 Sod it. This should be fun.
8.33 Drink
10.00 Ooooh. Stake.
11.30 Bugger. Somebody help me finish this.
12.00 Drive back.
AM
12.30 Friend’s place. Not sleepy at all. Yay. Party on.
12.35 Drinks.
12.40 Oh. Boy. This is slow. Maybe a DVD then.
12.41 Ooooooh. The Dark Knight. Good movie This will keep us up.
12.42 Asleep.
07.00 No hangover. Didn’t drink enough.
07.01 Calls at 12.45. Slept right through. Meh.
07.02 Mate still asleep. Typical.
07.05 Disaster. Mate appears to have no toothpaste. Must reevaluate friendship.
07.10 Found toothpaste.
07.10 Not toothpaste. Now really nee toothpaste.
07.25 Found toothpaste. Reconfirmed it is, in fact, toothpaste.
07.25 Disaster. Mate appears to have no spare brushes. Must reevaluate friendship.
07.25 Brush(?) with finger. Ew.
07.30 Prickly stubble. Shave.
07.31 Disaster. Mate appears to have no disposable razor. Must reevaluate friendship.
07.32 Shaving with fingers. Not as effective.
07.32 Mate still asleep. Typical.
07.32 Disaster. Mate appears to have no coffee. Friendship reevaluated. He’s out.
07.25 Found coffee. Reconfirmed it is, in fact, coffee.
07.30 Good coffee.
07.30 Friendship reevaluated. He’s alright.
07.45 Maybe another cup.
07.45 Disaster. Mate appears to have run out of coffee. Friendship reevaluated. He’s out.
10.32 Mate still asleep. Typical.
10.32 Make a racket. Accidentally.
10.32 Mate awake. How terribly unusual.
10.33 Get out to pick up a movie. Get some breakfast.
10.45 Mate dragging his ass. Typical.
11.00 Ooooooh. Wall-E. Good movie This will keep us up.
11.15 Pop the DVD in.
11.20 Asleep.
PM
07.20 Hey. Where’d Sunday go?
07.21 Must make notes when I think of funnies to liveblog. This attempt obviously was not. Shite. Oooooh. My first two line post, in the post.